People Search Engines

I tell you, friends, my life is a mid-90s network sitcom. Lola insisted on accompanying me to my yoga class last week, and Tessa was, as always, there. I don’t know how I pulled it off, but I did. A regular Zack Morris, this old chap. You see, I first reiterated with Lola that yoga class is a silent affair, and that one must be solemn and serious for the exercise to take full effect. And then I situated her in the back row, and Tessa (good old lass) in the front. I told both (separately, of course!) that to do yoga next to their godly beauty is to be blinded and distracted, so I would be forced to place myself in the middle, safely away from both. And guess what, gentle readers? It worked! I of course extricated myself rather charmingly at the end of the night, so as not to face the unenviable prospect of choosing one for a night out and raising the suspicions of the other. All in all, I’m happy with how it went. I went promptly home and, with a sifter or two of fine brandy, proceeded to pour over phone listings that helped me to find people now. I also read a lovely article about choosing the perfect television: Flatscreens Demystified.

Well, my dating life is still quite torrid. Tessa has been getting a lot of run from me lately, and I’ve completely stopped talking to the second date from last time. But I now face a quandary: how am I to choose between sweet, lovely Tessa and fiery, passionate Lola, the dance teacher? I tell you, loyal readers, a more difficult decision has never been rendered in all of history. Argh. Okay, perhaps it’s not the worst choice a man must make, but it’s still damned difficult to choose! So what do you think I should do? Neither knows of the other’s existence, a tricky thing to pull off, seeing as how Lola has begun talking about joining my yoga class. What a disaster would ensue! My. I suppose I could search people to find any dirt on my ladies, but then I might find someone I like even more. Is that such a bad thing, though? Heck, I might end up finding your biological parents. In other news, keeping up with these women has been tough on my body. I’m thinking supplements, yeah? Something to give me a leg up on the competition, yeah? I just found out about Master Formula, and I think I’ll try it out.

Looks like my dance lessons and wine tasting has really paid off. I have had three separate dates so far this month, and each one has gone swimmingly. The first one was with Tessa, this utter doll from my yoga class. Yes, the one I mentioned previously. Well, we did dinner at this vegetarian place that had an amazing wine list. That allowed me to display my newfound palate for wines, and I think she was impressed. I picked a lovely Petite Syrah from Sonoma County that paired excellently with the roast pheasant and duck confit. Later that night, needless to say, Tessa showed me just how flexible yoga has made her. The other two dates were also quite interesting. My second less so, but that was because the girl turned out to be a bit of a bore. The third date was with my dance instructor! We went salsa dancing at this local bar, and let me tell you: we tore up that dance floor. We must have had a few too many mojitos because before I knew it we were rushing back to her place making out in the back of a cab. That night also turned out well for me. What should my next step be? The world is my oyster! You may think I’ve let my people searching fall to the wayside, but you’d be wrong. In fact, finding people has become even easier for me. I guess I’ve just got a clear mind now, perfect for person search. So if you need to find a person, check back on my blog. If you’re getting sick of the infighting among Democrats, check out this hilarious list of Fictional Candidates for President.

I love it when a plan comes together! And, okay, so, I’m not swimming in dates and didn’t have them lined up for Valentine’s day. However, our ballroom dancing class did host a “sweetheart” dance, singles welcome, and I got to go and show off some of my new moves. Turns out I am not the two-left-footed beast I was fearing I was going to be! Plus, there were a lot of single girls there, a lot more than single guys actually, and a fellow with skill like mine became quite popular. No single love connection, but lots of great flirting, which was almost as good. One of the girls there is also in my Monday yoga class, and it was kind of nice saying hi to her and dancing with her. I may have been trying a little extra hard with her, and she may have been reciprocating a bit, but with that much wine and on a day like Valentine’s, I try not to be presumptive. However, next time I see her in class I plan on being very friendly and seeing how it goes. Plus, as an added bonus, I’ve lost a good 8 pounds! Gotta say, things are pretty good for me right now. Oh, and people search is also going well, and I have some choice picks for your people search pleasure and your find people delight. And if those don’t satiate your hunger, feast on this finding people using a people search engine spread–the title alone should ease some of your appetite. I might be feeling a bit sophisticated with all my wine tasting, yoga and ballroom dancing. I’ll try not to let it go to my head.

Every New Years Eve, I get a little depressed. I think it has something to do with that whole midnight kiss thing–I look around me and see all these couples smooching away, and I can’t help but want that. Not that I didn’t get kissed–but the rather pretty lady who kissed me went around kissing at least three other guys that I saw. I guess she thought it was a good idea to make sure everyone got a midnight kiss. Anyway, so my goal this year is to meet new people. I’m not a fan of the online dating because I’ve read all these articles about how attraction works, and how phermones play into it. You can’t smell someone online, so I think I need to find someone in person. That being said, I need to get out and about to meet more people…which is why I have a list of activities I’m going to try at least twice. I figure you have to try everything twice because the first time external factors may affect whether you like it or not. I talked my married friends into taking ballroom dancing with me. I was told there are always single girls there looking for partners. Meanwhile, I’m taking a wine-tasting class this weekend, and joining the dreaded gym. I think I’m going to try yoga–I always see pretty girls with yoga mats, so that has to be a good sign, right? And if nothing comes of any of this–what the hell…being more flexible and knowing how to waltz can only add to my already impressive charms. Meanwhile, don’t think I’ve given up people search–now more than ever, I’m going to need my people searching skills with all the new friends I’m bound to meet. I have a great new search people site for you guys. And a buddy at work sent me this hilarious link on euphemisms for the lower class. Yeah, we work pretty snazzy jobs, but I’m sure we’re no higher than middle class ourselves. Anyways, have a great one, dear readers! And wish me luck with the waltz!

Well hello hello hello all you out there in Internet Land. Thanks for stopping by. I have been thinking a lot about moving to Helsinki… or London… or Paris. Really I have been just thinking a lot about moving back to Europe. I say “back” because I lived in both London and Paris for a year in college, and post college - respectively. I have only been to Helsinki on business, but it was so beautiful, I dream about it often. Do you ever wake up one morning and think, “I’m ready for a change.”? I do. I rarely act on it though… otherwise I’d have no money and no career, but I would be a world traveling vagabond. Anyway, enough daydreaming. I have found some pretty cool sites this last month, and I am just aching to share them with you all. One is about people search, one is about person search (which is actually the same thing as people search, for those of you not in-the-know), and the last one is an article from Consumer-Advocate.org on Hoodia Weight Loss. Now… “Wait a tick!” you may be saying as you read this. “Hoodia!?! But you’re a guy!” To which I would reply, “I didn’t say I’m taking it. Geez. I simply said I was reading it.” Which… does imply that I have been THINKING about taking it. I am about ten pounds heavier than I’d like to be, and although I know I could diet and exercise, I would much rather just magically not be hungry. Can you really blame me? It’s like… “You can go to the gym four times a week and eat salads for a month, or you can just take this pill and eat less.” Umm… I’m thinking I’m going to try the pill. If that doesn’t work, of course, it’s going to be time to join a gym again. Blech. I’m REALLY~~~ looking forward to that.

Some people get it, and some people don’t. I feel like I’m one of those people who do… get IT. Of course, I think everyone must think that about themselves, right? Right. Henceforth, we have a situation where everyone is running around feeling extremely capable, but very few people actually are, and one of them might be me - either way. Does this make sense to anyone besides me? Ugh. Nevermind. If you don’t get it, then I can’t help you.
Seriously though, something I know we can all get is people searching. It’s so easy to find people these days, it’s not even funny (so stop laughing). Sites like private eye, someone find, and people search digest make finding people online (as well as finding the best ways to find said people) so easy. Speakind of easy, a song just came on the radio by Beyonce called “Freakum Dress,” and I am literally laughing out loud. What a funny song. Does every girl really have a “freakum dress” they can toss on and go out in when they’re mad at their man cause he’s out “doin’ wrong”? ‘Cause, I’m pretty such I don’t know any girls with these kind of dresses in their arsenal of clothing. Of course, it could just be me…

My labor day was filled with how I was able to find a person who, in my past, was really dear to me. I wasn’t planning on doing much. basically just hanging around the house and getting things that I have put on hold for too long, done. I went online to do a background check on my new very suspicious looking neighbor. Not that I’m paranoid, I just wanted to do a background check to prove I was wrong and that the snaggle toothed witchy looking woman I see peering at me from her window was really in fact just a sweet little old lady and not a witch out trying to find people to put spells on and lock up in her basement. To my surprise after doing multiple people searches to find out exactly who this person is that lives next door to me, turned out to be my very first crush from grade school’s mom. Wow who knew the woman I thought was a witch is in fact my first loves mother, and I was able to find all of this information out by doing a simple people search on the internet. I found this great site:Find People that had some GREAT people search engine recommendations that helped me find a people search site to use. I love technology! From the background check I got past addresses, phone numbers, and names of her possible relatives. That’s how I figured out she was Kate’s mother and not a witch! I decided to call my neighbor with the news instead of just going over there and banging on her door, but the first number I tried on the background search report was an unlisted number. I guess if you opt for an unlisted number it is not a part of public record. Anyway the second number was a winner and when she picked up the phone I could barely contain myself. All I wanted to know was how Kate was, and what she was doing. When she asked how I found her, I told her about this great site I went to and how it helps you find people etc. (I didn’t tell her that the whole search started because I thought she was a witch). So after all that Kate was coming to her mom’s for the long weekend. Our reunion was amazing! In a way that feeling of love was still there, even after all these years. Kate lives in another state, but we promised to stay in touch. Who knows maybe we’ll date again. I also read an article on: Consumer-Advocate-Social Networking that had some awesome tips on how to find people online.

That is the sound of an entire box of thumbtacks hitting the cement ground in my loft. It is a sound that I just heard… and subsequently have decided to do nothing about. I have no time to retrieve renegade thumbtacks at the moment, because I am far too busy focusing my attention on you, dear reader. That, of course, and our favorite shared pasttime of people finding (<– that person like it too). Of course, as man cannot live by people search alone, once we have had our fill of that together, we shall travel over to my new favorite site GiantLists.com, and subsequently read How to Find People (And Then Make Them Be Your Friend). Oh, the fun we will have!!! I can imagine it now. Let us tarry no longer, and instead begin our journey henceforth!

Hello and welcome back to People Search Engines. Cole back, finally recovered from an awful July 4th hangover! I had to people search for myself, which luckily I found and so I’m back with tricks and tips to find people using people search engines. I have some great people search links to give you this month. I have been using all these people search resources and they have really helped me find people and evaluate people search engines, I hope they do the same for you!
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