People Search Engines

Well, my dating life is still quite torrid. Tessa has been getting a lot of run from me lately, and I’ve completely stopped talking to the second date from last time. But I now face a quandary: how am I to choose between sweet, lovely Tessa and fiery, passionate Lola, the dance teacher? I tell you, loyal readers, a more difficult decision has never been rendered in all of history. Argh. Okay, perhaps it’s not the worst choice a man must make, but it’s still damned difficult to choose! So what do you think I should do? Neither knows of the other’s existence, a tricky thing to pull off, seeing as how Lola has begun talking about joining my yoga class. What a disaster would ensue! My. I suppose I could search people to find any dirt on my ladies, but then I might find someone I like even more. Is that such a bad thing, though? Heck, I might end up finding your biological parents. In other news, keeping up with these women has been tough on my body. I’m thinking supplements, yeah? Something to give me a leg up on the competition, yeah? I just found out about Master Formula, and I think I’ll try it out.